How To…
Follow The Way Of Yee

Jennifer Yee Man Ho is a close friend of mine who is an equivalent to Buddha in many people’s eyes. The disciples, such as myself, has come to learn and live by “the way of Yee”. As some of you may know, this whole shenanigan started in English class in year 9, best time of our lives. For those who are interested, I have compiled a list of things that you may need to do in order to truly follow “the way of Yee”.

1) Sit crossed legged and meditate in the shower – This was a favourite activity of mine, until I became environmentally correct a few weeks ago. (Howard visited me personally and told me that he would absorb me into his eyebrows if I do not cut down on my wastage of precious resources). Now I limit my shower time to four minutes, and my meditation period was cut down from one and a half hours per day to four minutes as a consequence. *Sorry Yee*

2) In order to be a true disciple, you would have to be in close proximity of her at least once a day. According to Carmen H, another devout disciple, 2 cm should be enough to absorb her aura. However I do not take any chances and make sure that I am 0.5 cm away from her for ten minutes of everyday.

3) Yee’s “yellowness” may also be a contributing factor of her greatness. For the ones who are not as “yellow”. Yellow foods such as tumeric and lemon should do the trick. However, if you are desperate to emulate the yellow sensei immediately, use yellow paint.
WARNING: Do NOT eat carrots. They will turn you orange, not yellow, in which case you would be following the way of “Chloe”, Yee’s opposite in the wheel of life and her mortal, as well as immortal, enemy.

4) This enlightened sensei said that her great power is due to not washing her hair for weeks in the holidays during one interview. Personally, I have never tried this as I need my daily meditation under the shower. Nevertheless, if you are intrigued by this comment, it will do you no harm to try it out.

Now that you have been swayed by the awesomeness of Yee, please, do not hesitate to become a disciple. Our association, “The Way Of Yee” is financially challenged at the moment so any amounts of donations are welcome. Remember, the money will be going to a good cause. If you would be kind enough to hand over any donations to me, I will see to it personally that it reaches the foundation without any inconveniences.

However, if you are still not yet convinced, hopefully the pictures of Yee below will persuade you to part with some of your loose change.

Posted by Ky...the enlightened one =]