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Instead of a step-to-step guide, I have written an actual complaint. Pointers may be taken from this jeremaid. It is not copyrighted and you will not be sued if pieces of this article is taken for personal use or otherwise.
Dearest bloggers,
I am writing to express my disappointment in this "blog". A more creative and less cliche name could have been thought of instead of "Impulse of a moment _x3". A more innovative name such as "Love from the ones with large arses". Of course, the most infinitely mindful name would be "Published Diarrhoea".
Another item that has dissatisfied me would be the sign off at the end of each article. "Always and forever" is again, an extremely commonplace phrase. A blatantly obvious less pretentious phrase would be "Now you've read it, fuck off and get on with your own life".
Without starting to sound ungrateful to the geniuses of the one behind the creative photoshopping of the layout, I would like to complain even further. They are very attractive and admirable but not suited to my liking. I have heard wind that it is going to be changed soon, but sadly, I am almost certain that they are not going to agree with my tastes. However if you do want some suggestions, pictures of dead babies would be genuinely appropriate for this blissful jubilance of a blog.
Before I finish, there is one last thing that I will epostulate. Ahem. "Where the sun meets the sea". What the fuck...may I ask...was the author of this half-baked phrase thinking when she wrote this. Will this blog be an agent of Armageddon? A more befitting wordage would be, "Where all the fuckwits come to bitch".
Most importantly, the url of the blog is also a matter of concern. "Amiable thoughts" is not very attractive to a would-be reader. Just thought you would like to know.
Lastly, I would like to articulate my most sincere apologies to the bloggers. It's not their fault that I like to complain.
Instead of a step-to-step guide, I have written an actual complaint. Pointers may be taken from this jeremaid. It is not copyrighted and you will not be sued if pieces of this article is taken for personal use or otherwise.
Dearest bloggers,
I am writing to express my disappointment in this "blog". A more creative and less cliche name could have been thought of instead of "Impulse of a moment _x3". A more innovative name such as "Love from the ones with large arses". Of course, the most infinitely mindful name would be "Published Diarrhoea".
Another item that has dissatisfied me would be the sign off at the end of each article. "Always and forever" is again, an extremely commonplace phrase. A blatantly obvious less pretentious phrase would be "Now you've read it, fuck off and get on with your own life".
Without starting to sound ungrateful to the geniuses of the one behind the creative photoshopping of the layout, I would like to complain even further. They are very attractive and admirable but not suited to my liking. I have heard wind that it is going to be changed soon, but sadly, I am almost certain that they are not going to agree with my tastes. However if you do want some suggestions, pictures of dead babies would be genuinely appropriate for this blissful jubilance of a blog.
Before I finish, there is one last thing that I will epostulate. Ahem. "Where the sun meets the sea". What the fuck...may I ask...was the author of this half-baked phrase thinking when she wrote this. Will this blog be an agent of Armageddon? A more befitting wordage would be, "Where all the fuckwits come to bitch".
Most importantly, the url of the blog is also a matter of concern. "Amiable thoughts" is not very attractive to a would-be reader. Just thought you would like to know.
Lastly, I would like to articulate my most sincere apologies to the bloggers. It's not their fault that I like to complain.
Posted by Ky...the profound one =]
posted by Ky at
7:34 PM
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