How To...
Eat an Elephant

1) It's quite easy to eat an elephant, once you cook it. Precautions should be taken to ensure the tenderness of the elephant i.e. the elephant should not be left in the microwave for too long.

2) It's quite easy to cook an elephant, once you chop it into small, microvable pieces. The pieces of the elephant should not be inserted into the microvave until they are all individually covered in glad wrap.

3) It's quite easy to chop the elephant into small pieces, once it is tranquilised. One has to make sure that one does not stand close to the elephant during this process, as accidents could happen.

4) It's quite easy to tranquilise an elephant, once an elephant is found. Although one should ensure that the said elephant is not an endangered species as you may and probably will be fined.

5) It's quite easy to find an elephant, if you live in Tanzania.

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Posted by Ky...the hungry one =]