How To...
Write a good conclusion in an English essay

1) Whatever you do, ALWAYS restate the introduction. Better still, rewrite the introduction in your conclusion.

2) Feel free to add as many new ideas as humanly possible in the conclusion. The more, the better.

3) The conclusion is a chance for you to write something completely off topic in your essay. E.g. The sky is very blue today.

4) The point of the conclusion is to leave a good impression on the reader, so it is advised that a few jokes should be cracked at this point in the essay. e.g. What are the similarities between a monkey and a bicycle? Answer: They both have wheels, except for the monkey.

5) Conclusions should challenge the reader. E.g. Next Friday, lunchtime, basketball court...You're going DOWN!!

Hopefully this has been helpful for students in need of help with writing conclusions. So, next time, in an exam, remember these tips and it is guaranteed that you would blow the teacher away and smash everyone's a*ses.

Posted by Ky...the smart one =]