transgenders, bitches and assholes <3

Yes i have finally conformed to falling in *insert heart here* with...

DONG BANK SHINKI xD

Despite.. attempting to do nothing but maths and other school related things.. i ended up perving at what Ms Cotton calls 'transgenders' .. yes those who love DBSK officially love transgenders =)

Yes, another craze of mine at the moment is 'Gossip Girl', the bitchiest show ever (kinda).. loved by those who have nothing better to do than enjoy watching bitches cat-fighting about ass of a holes.

Chuck Bass all the way, the most ass of a hole whom i can't seem to hate despit ass-hole-ness.

Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.

Blair: You're disgusting.

Chuck: Yes, I am, so why be shy?

Chuck: It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted.

Blair: You must have your own wing.

Chuck: You don't get nearly enough credit for your wit.

Okay, I must get back to un-drooling, un-perving and reading play about hairy canibal named Chanel =)

How to...
Write an alternate welcome note for this blog...


Welcome to your source of euphoria. A place where the sun ain't ever gonna shine. Nevertheless, the sun does meet the sea, according to Marie. As usual, Chloe doesn't want to prejudice. Sandra agrees with both Marie and Chloe, but insists that she is not a sheep, but a turtle. Yee doesn’t want to get involved, as it will disrupt her enlightened train of thoughts, and thus the natural order of the universe. On the other side of the world, Melinda is digging for gold…in her backyard, while Carmen is pulling the hairs off her dog and sticking them on her head. Bec Tran shouldn't deserve a mention as she disappeared off the face of school roll for more than a few weeks this year, while Bec Thao never appeared on this blog at all...Meanwhile, Kahyi contemplating in desperation for ideas for her next “How To” with no success…


Posted by Ky, the inarticulate one.

How to...
Sell..I mean.. Advertise A Friend (Kinda)


Desmond Y (or Dezmonday as he likes to be called) is an 18 year old male of the human species. He is a rare specimen as he is a confessed romantic and enjoys long walks on the beach, holding hands with his predestined loved one (Is it you?). If you are interested please contact dy.89@hotmail.com. Oh, and only if you're female, or a very female looking male. Dez will be waiting...


Stay tuned for more updates on this...um..hunky..maybe..depends on your taste..male.


Posted by Ky, the nice one.


P.S. Also, I can write ads for any one of you who wants to be advertised. You can just pay me with anime, manga, food, or just take me out and pay for me....So yeah, be bold and get advertised by Kypages....

How to...
Not post a How To
Aka Random Ramblings


Recount of a Section of My Life


Well I've been rambling randomly a lot lately, but I thought what happened today was pretty funny so yeah...


Anyway, my dad, my brother and I went to take some passport photos. I was pretty blind, because I had to take off my blue contacts, as they won't allow blue contacts on my passport photographs.


After taking the photos, the lady said that it will take 15 minutes for it to develop. So we walked out of the store and looked around aimlessly. Pretty soon, my dad spotted an Asian video store and so we all went in. While my dad was looking at the Asian fighting movies, I was feeling my way through the store blindly, poking my head forwards if I saw something interesting (not unlike a turtle actually).


So, while browsing, I came across this section of really pretty girls. They looked Japanese as well. Happily, I poked my head forward and examined a DVD cover that had a pretty Asian chick with orange hair. A few seconds later...


Dad: What the hell are you doing?

Me: Looking at the pretty girl.

Dad: Uh..you've been looking intently at the porn section for the past thirty seconds.

Me: Ah shit...

Bro: How do you know that it's the porn section Dad? I'll bet you come here often.

Dad: Uh..you can tell by the fact that all the DVDs have naked ladies at the front.

Me and Bro: Ah shit... *walks away*


As you may have figured out, my brother had forgotten his contact lenses as well...

So there you go. A section of my life.


Posted by Ky, the accomplished observer.

How To...
Answer a 4 Marker


So, well, how should I start. Fiona (my good friend) posed this very legitimate discussion question and I thought I might answer it.


Assess the relative merits of a firewall
4 Marks

The development of firewalls have pros and cons in the effect of our everyday lives.
Pros include not stumbling into porn sites. For example, if you want to go to the channel ten website and accidently type in http://www.ten.com/ instead of http://www.ten.com.au/ you may accidently stumble upon a porn site (Disclaimer: I do not know whether this is true as I haven't tried visiting this site, however, if the male population reading this blog is raging with hormones, you are extremely welcome to visit).
However, the cons of firewalls include not being able to go into porn websites when you want to. And also, firewalls may block out other sites such as youtube which contain porn, but is an essential part of developing our understanding of popular culture. Therefore, the disabling of such sites may result in social and cultural retardation.
Therefore, while firewalls may have "relative merits", I believe that the viewing of a few porn sites would have less of a negative effect on the general public than social retardation.


So...what do ya think guys. 4 out of 4? You may grade me if you wish.


Posted by Ky the intellectual

Edit:
Actually I did end up researching on the site. The evidence is below:


- * K-a-h-y-i. # +2 says:
www.ten.com
- * K-a-h-y-i. # +2 says:
Visit?
- * K-a-h-y-i. # +2 says:
I need it for research for my new blog article
kevin_ says:
why are you sending me to an adult site kahyi?
- * K-a-h-y-i. # +2 says:
I heard that it's an adult site
- * K-a-h-y-i. # +2 says:
yeah cos innocent girls like me shouldn't be visiting adult sites
********* <------ (Time shift)

kevin_ says:
"You are about to enter a hardcore adultwebsite"
kevin_ says:
am i over 18?
kevin_ says:
i think so
kevin_ says:
its just a movie like gallery/archive thing
kevin_ says:
well have to say
kevin_ says:
it seems well set out
kevin_ says:
they have a section to search by studio and one to search by the movie's star
kevin_ says:
lol "Double D Divas"
kevin_ says:
its ten(a star)com with "the erotic networks" above it


There you go..all ya need to know. So yeah. I believe that Ten's the place to be. Seriously.