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Recount of a Section of My Life


Well I've been rambling randomly a lot lately, but I thought what happened today was pretty funny so yeah...


Anyway, my dad, my brother and I went to take some passport photos. I was pretty blind, because I had to take off my blue contacts, as they won't allow blue contacts on my passport photographs.


After taking the photos, the lady said that it will take 15 minutes for it to develop. So we walked out of the store and looked around aimlessly. Pretty soon, my dad spotted an Asian video store and so we all went in. While my dad was looking at the Asian fighting movies, I was feeling my way through the store blindly, poking my head forwards if I saw something interesting (not unlike a turtle actually).


So, while browsing, I came across this section of really pretty girls. They looked Japanese as well. Happily, I poked my head forward and examined a DVD cover that had a pretty Asian chick with orange hair. A few seconds later...


Dad: What the hell are you doing?

Me: Looking at the pretty girl.

Dad: Uh..you've been looking intently at the porn section for the past thirty seconds.

Me: Ah shit...

Bro: How do you know that it's the porn section Dad? I'll bet you come here often.

Dad: Uh..you can tell by the fact that all the DVDs have naked ladies at the front.

Me and Bro: Ah shit... *walks away*


As you may have figured out, my brother had forgotten his contact lenses as well...

So there you go. A section of my life.


Posted by Ky, the accomplished observer.