CHLOE wishes a HAPPY NEW YEAR TO all my dearest colleagues.

Now she will post up her newyearsresolutions, as required.

1. BE LESS LESBIAN WITH miss mole. (i have a sneaking suspicion that it's freaking people out)

2. Grow the rest of brain also, hardcore study, murder social life, rape HSC.

3. In accordance to ke7en's wishes, go ano and die.

(this one needs further consideration)

4. Be nicer to brother-dearest.

5. Abandon MSN and leave it to grow and evolve before i return at the end of the year to rekindle our love <3

6. Refrain from silly schoolgirl infatuations.

7. Keep my new year resolutions.

farewell 2007 and welcome 2008

Marie told me to blog today, and i thought that i should since i never do haha. Since today is officially the last day of the year, i thought might as well since there won't be another chance to again this year.

Well thinking back on this year, it has seemed to go by so quickly, and i'm sure next year will go by even quicker so we should make the most of our last year of high school together! (plus of course chuck in the hardcore studying somewhere in there)

I can't be bothered to think of new years resolutions yet (haha sorry marie), but i know for a fact that i never complete mine so i don't really think there's a point. :) Well, i just hope that i don't fail HSC and everything goes smoothly next year.

Anyway that is enough boring talk from me, I shall be going out soon celebrating the last day of this year! hope to see many of you guys today (minus kevin) haha.

Lastly, Sandra wishes you all a..

HAPPY NEW YEAR! <3

posted by the one who never blogs =)

Goodbye year.

This is my farewell note to (as the financial review says)

"the year two thousand and kevin"

Many things have happened this year ..
some AWESOME and some.. not so awesome.
The year didn't start off to well now that i look back.. Oh stupid girl =)

I have learnt many lessons and will dub this year the year of 'learning' .. so in 2008, hopefully i will grow a full brain and think before i do things or start infatuating over unnamed ASSHOLES like you xD

Our newly adapted 'the way of lesbianism' has suited me perfectly into liking all those who have boobs. However as this scares people and myself sometimes i will resolve to like girls less. and like boys more. (but that might not happen.. since all boys are sex changing into girls these days)

Marie has been thinking of her new year's resolutions and has come up with some not very good ones.. so bear with me >=] (and i'm expecting YOU GUYS to post them up too)

1) As i mentioned earlier: like girls (namely chloe) less.. (yes it's impossible)
2) Study hard and grow a full brain so i won't fail HSC
3) Be a better person and change my bitchy ways (.. it will take a miracle)
4) Learn to cook so i wont get fat eating out
5) Use time efficiently i.e. stop MSNing to losers (like yourself)

It's too early in the morning to think of anymore. So i'll add to it later.

Look forward to seeeing your asses soon <3. (all except Knee's of course)


HAPPPY 2008


May the year bring us even closer together than we already are *giggles*

I love you guys LONG TIME.


Posted by an ass named Marie

NYE

a DIRECT *copy and paste* from anonymous blog.

Okay, so here's a rough itinerary for New Year's Eve; nothing specific, but will be as the day approaches:

Pool and Daytona with Marie
Meet up with Rachel and Joanne (since they want to come in the afternoon and Rachel doesn't like pool [because she's noob =P])
Lunch
Karaoke
Meet up with Katrine (since she wants to come at 6)
Dinner
Fireworks



WHAT FUN =)

RONRON

This is Ronald the pro, blogging~
Mwhahahhaa I have hijacked the blog and I'm in control now ;D
Na jokes lmao, don't ban me =x
Just bored at the moment


And just showing how noob Bec is =P

To Marie: Don't get kidnapped in Queensland =D
To Sandra: I'm sorry man T_T Don't be like this to me =(
To Chloe: Alcohol is badddd
To Bec: ILOVEKEVCOUGH
To Ky: Hi rofl

BITCH.

Marie wishes her lovely bitch of a BEC a very...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3

The cake just says it all >=]

How to…
Wish Bec a Happy Tran(sformative) Birthday

Bec, Bec, Tran(sexual) Bec
You never know when she’s on crack
And even though she has no rack
She doesn’t fail to attract those guys from Tech


But she prefers the ones from Fort Street
Enough to book an en-suite
Though she’d rather do it on the car seat
Oh, wouldn’t that be a nice treat


Bec, Bec, she likes to peck
Her posters of Jae Joong’s pecs
And when her lips become a wreck
She’ll apply for a disability cheque


She’s not an avid writer for Published Diarrhoea
But that’s only ‘cos she’s contracted gonorrhea
She’s been playing too much at her pizzeria
We really should deport her to North Korea


Bec, Bec, Tran(svestite) Bec
Gossip Girl she watches while scratching her neck
She looks quite smart when she’s wearing her specs
But when she doesn’t she looks like Shrek!


Wishing you a Happy my-parents-had-sex-seventeen-years-and-nine-months-ago Day

LOVE your Pal...

Note: Before anyone sues me for defamation, half of what I've written above is true, and the other half not. I'll let you figure them out for yourselves. =) Oh, and Carmen came up with stanza 2, line 4. Arigatou Carmen-san.

Posted by Ky, the one who spent her precious time writing this load of crap.

Droolworthy material . .

The lesbian buddies have recently witnessed Victoria's Secret 2007 'fashion' show.. not that i would call it fashion, quite the opposite really *drools*

My sister decided to call me a 'lesbian' followed by: "OMGOSH HER BOOBS ARE SO NICE... OMGOSH I WANT HER ASS... SHE'S SO HOT" .. yes very ironic indeed


Adriana Lima =) [who has a nice belly piercing.. *looks at CHANEL*]

Lawl Miranda Kerr =)
Hope that was nice =)

Now I shall go to Parramatta, where Chanel will end up in a batter
She will go and get her belly ring, and all we can do is watch and SING ..

sorry bad rhyming

-Marie: the one who likes to perve on VS models

How to …
Pay tribute to Chloe


Aside from her lesbian tendencies (which I absolutely do not support), Chloe is actually a pretty cool chick. Some might deem my testimonial to be blasphemous, considering my faithful devotion to ‘The Way Of Yee’ (yes, it truly deserves to be written with capitals and quotation marks), and Chloe being Yee’s mortal, as well as immortal, archenemy. However, because she is always lauding my wit, and ingenious sense of humour, she has placed me in a most uncomfortable position, and has, ultimately, imperatively forced me to compose this piece of imaginative text…


Note to self: Must, stop, overusage, of, parenthesis (and commas).


Ode to the Zheng –
By Corn Wheats


Listen children, gather round
To my story you shall be bound.
But to avoid sounding like Yoda,
I will stop speaking in code-a.


This protracted odyssey has been deemed
The next Shakespeare, it would seem.
To interest you, it will not fail
And so I shall now start my tale…


Once upon a school girl’s time
In a land that’s filled with slimy grime.
There lives a swamp monster, quite ferocious
Who feasts on Kobskii* – quite delicious.


This…swamp thing…if you can call it that
(Though she isn’t anywhere near fat)
More than slightly resembles a squirrel.
Her favourite pastime? Perving at Karol**


She likes all people, boys and girls,
Especially girls, girls with curls.
Her lesbian tendencies, though she tries to conceal it
Always surfaces, when she has her perio-it.


Though her skin is of orange colour
She never fails to exhibit her valour.
To prevent discrimination of her fellow Asians
She swore her head off at a few Caucasians.


Her favourite words, it seems, are ‘F**k you!’
And if you’ve been to Sefton, yours would be too.
She normally “don’t want to prejudiced”
But against Lebs, she’s “fully pissed”.


A funny anecdote, I’ll let you assess
From the mouth of Carmen, the one with the breasts
In the land of nod, she conjured not images of otters and beavers
But that of the swamp thing, and her consumption of four leaved clovers.


Ever conscious of her height
Wearing platforms gives her delight
Her cleavage is considerable
To us normals, they will never be attainable


And so you can see it follows
That this swamp thing is quite a strange fellow
But though her sense of humour is warped
This swamp thing with no one would I swap


It’s surprising really, and I’m quite sorry,
Since we’ve come to the end of this story
But I haven’t mentioned this swamp thing’s name ~
Zheng Yi Fan Chloe is destined for fame.


Notes
* Kobskii is Zheng's beloved tutor
** Karol is a McAlonian, I mean, Macedonian girl


With luvo mucho

Posted by Ky the poet

KING KWONG.

ODE TO THE WONG-WITHOUT-A-SHELL.

I have a story to tell, i do.

A story of a boy girl name Wong. . . and that's KAH-YI .. Wong.

She was no average child, that wong. For she t'was an inch below the average height, she was.

Oh i'm just pulling your finger i am.

Miss Wong t'was the height of yours truly, and that's pretty average that is. (if not slightly above..)

( Oh but on such a topic must I, mention the above-above average-heightness of miss Angelia, i must. So vertical that child, so slim... so streamline...and alas, so rich in smart.. )

Now Miss Wong, Miss KAHYI Wong that is, was an oddball, she was.

She had a fly on her tooth one time, t'was a black black fly it was.

That black black fly (lord knows where it's been) delighted itself on her teeth, in her saliva while she smiled and laughed, and beamed her glassy blue (fake blue) eyes whilst she chattered away to carmen (times 2), she did, ever so oblivious to such a parasite she was.

Whilst on the topic of Carmens, t'was a carmen one time (miss booby huynh), her chest was like a mountain range. Contour lines reached maximums, the two giants overshadowed the world, and everything in it, oh ... the flower's died and the world turned cold, as the warm rays of the sun were obstructed by such objects, they were.

Now,

My friends,

Pay attention you must!

I can not stress enough on such a matter, i cannot live with myself without leaving with you a WARNING.

This child, she has something that YOU DON'T HAVE.

Something MOST intricate, most powerful... something which will lead to your downfall, if not approached carefully.

Are you ready to hear such a secret?

Are you PREPARED?

Grasp your heart, rip it out and throw it away.

Listen hard and listen long, for you will regret it, if you sing a song...

Miss Wong, miss Wong, miss.. KAHYI Wong...oh... she has a brain.

BUT LISTEN, tis no ordinary brain...

Tis a brain with electrons and protons and [mg+ O --> 2mgO+h2O+cO2] and twins and...Eiji.

AND SOOOOO, the moral of the story is,

If you do not befriend such a creature, you will fail your HSC and become a car-washer on parramatta road.

THAT is why you must be kind to miss Wong... (not Miss turtle wong), but Miss KAHYI wong.

You feed her sugar, make her happy and she will feed you knowledge. Knowledge beyond all that you will ever understand.

Cause, the clouds just don't fluff without Kahyi Wong.

Addiction to addiction itself <3

My sun doesn't shine without you,
Every morning that I wake up you make my sky blue,
I'm addicted to a love that only flows from you,
I can't seem to ever deny,
And I don't want to try coz I realize just how much I'm addicted.

Marie likes this song =) .. and should BE STUDYING T_T..

Parametrics should go .. root itself ^_^ <33

TO A SPECIAL WEIRDO

HAPPY LESBIAN DAY to the whole wide world!!!!!
(namely Marie)



To Misss Marie Zuo,

On behalf of the conglomeration of lesbians, I'd like to wish you a very happy lesbian day, right here on amiable_thoughts.

It is to my disappointment that today could not be spent infusing your fertile body with alcohol, much like the situation exactly 365 days ago. However, i must stress that the alcohol was not quite ... alcoholic as it was only a bottle of midori. Nevertheless, i along with you and a few others fell powerless under its spell as it moved silently, deadididdly through our bloodstreams, increasing at an increasing rate. Some were more subceptable than others *cough* turtle *cough* connie *cough* satti *COUGH* albert and jeffrey.

Excuse me for my coughing fit, for i believe that your heartache, due to an over-consumption of caffeine has resulted in my lung-ache, for we are twins you see. If you fail to see how your heart relates to my lungs, then it is to my utter disappointment to inform you that yes, the caffeine has infact travelled from your stomach to your heart and alas, to your brain.

If the event was to come that you were to lose the half of your brain that you have, rest assured in the fact that i cannot give you mine, for i will none left to myself, and honestly, i cannot afford to give you half of my half-a-brain.

However, it is to my deepest belief that somebody else will, as a matter of fact, contribute a silce of their brain for you. Unfortunately, that person deems not Miss Wong, for the disturbance of her brain may inaverdently affect the order of the universe and thus result in a depreciation of the Australian dollar which would in turn, lead the Australian economy into a downward spiral and cause a recession, and thus a decrease in the standard of living for the agglomeration of wannabelesbians.

Once again, i would like to wish you a happy[birth]day. The sun is smiling and the clouds are dying, and I will be your friend till the day our heads go flying... <33 color="#333333">
Yours sincerely,

Managing director and successful architect,
Chloe Zheng.

My Heart's Dying.. CAFFEINE IS BAD FOR YOU T__T .. Since my heart really hurts, i decided to check up on caffeine overdosage.. o_O;Caffeine increases heartbeat, respiration, basal metabolic rate, and the production of stomach acid and urine; and it relaxes smooth muscles, notably the bronchial muscle. These symptoms start anywhere from fifteen to forty five minutes after caffeine is consumed, except the central nervous system which is hit between thirty and sixty minutes after ingestion.As you have learned before Caffeine stimulates the central nervous system and can produce other effects through out the rest of the body. The symptoms of a caffeine overdose ("caffeinism") varies according to individual differences and the amount consumed. Doses ranging from 250 to 750 mg (2 to 7 cups of coffee) can produce restlessness, nausea, headache, tense muscles, sleep disturbances, and irregular heart beats it can also cause Anorexia. Doses of over 750 mg (7 cups of coffee) can produce a reaction similar to an anxiety attack, including delirium, ringing ears, and light flashes. These amounts of caffeine may come from a single dose or from many doses in a short period of time.ULCERS is believed to be caused partially by Caffeine because Caffeine increases the secretion of acids and pepsin in the stomach, which could increase an already existing ulcer. But it isn't definite that Caffeine is responsible for this, tests were done that proved that both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee inflamed ulcers. HEART PROBLEMS more seriously can be caused by Caffeine. Caffeine has been shown to cause cardiac arrhythmia's (irregular heartbeats) in certain people; often people with heart disease are told to avoid caffeine altogether.So yes i conclude, i have heart problems and will fail exams most miserably T_TGoodluck you guys, happy STUDYING .. i'm so not in the mood *stabs own hurting heart*RED BULL CAN GIVE ITSELF WINGS ! ! .. but yes i still support mother <3>=]

CAFFEINE IS BAD FOR YOU T__T .. Since my heart really hurts, i decided to check up on caffeine overdosage.. o_O;



Caffeine increases heartbeat, respiration, basal metabolic rate, and the production of stomach acid and urine; and it relaxes smooth muscles, notably the bronchial muscle. These symptoms start anywhere from fifteen to forty five minutes after caffeine is consumed, except the central nervous system which is hit between thirty and sixty minutes after ingestion.

As you have learned before Caffeine stimulates the central nervous system and can produce other effects through out the rest of the body. The symptoms of a caffeine overdose ("caffeinism") varies according to individual differences and the amount consumed. Doses ranging from 250 to 750 mg (2 to 7 cups of coffee) can produce restlessness, nausea, headache, tense muscles, sleep disturbances, and irregular heart beats it can also cause Anorexia. Doses of over 750 mg (7 cups of coffee) can produce a reaction similar to an anxiety attack, including delirium, ringing ears, and light flashes. These amounts of caffeine may come from a single dose or from many doses in a short period of time.

ULCERS is believed to be caused partially by Caffeine because Caffeine increases the secretion of acids and pepsin in the stomach, which could increase an already existing ulcer. But it isn't definite that Caffeine is responsible for this, tests were done that proved that both caffeinated and decaffeinated coffee inflamed ulcers. HEART PROBLEMS more seriously can be caused by Caffeine. Caffeine has been shown to cause cardiac arrhythmia's (irregular heartbeats) in certain people; often people with heart disease are told to avoid caffeine altogether.



So yes i conclude, i have heart problems and will fail exams most miserably T_T

Goodluck you guys, happy STUDYING .. i'm so not in the mood *stabs own hurting heart*

RED BULL CAN GIVE ITSELF WINGS ! ! .. but yes i still support mother <3>=]