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Wish Bec a Happy Tran(sformative) Birthday
Bec, Bec, Tran(sexual) Bec
You never know when she’s on crack
And even though she has no rack
She doesn’t fail to attract those guys from Tech
But she prefers the ones from Fort Street
Enough to book an en-suite
Though she’d rather do it on the car seat
Oh, wouldn’t that be a nice treat
Bec, Bec, she likes to peck
Her posters of Jae Joong’s pecs
And when her lips become a wreck
She’ll apply for a disability cheque
She’s not an avid writer for Published Diarrhoea
But that’s only ‘cos she’s contracted gonorrhea
She’s been playing too much at her pizzeria
We really should deport her to North Korea
Bec, Bec, Tran(svestite) Bec
Gossip Girl she watches while scratching her neck
She looks quite smart when she’s wearing her specs
But when she doesn’t she looks like Shrek!
Wishing you a Happy my-parents-had-sex-seventeen-years-and-nine-months-ago Day
LOVE your Pal...
Note: Before anyone sues me for defamation, half of what I've written above is true, and the other half not. I'll let you figure them out for yourselves. =) Oh, and Carmen came up with stanza 2, line 4. Arigatou Carmen-san.
Posted by Ky, the one who spent her precious time writing this load of crap.
Wish Bec a Happy Tran(sformative) Birthday
Bec, Bec, Tran(sexual) Bec
You never know when she’s on crack
And even though she has no rack
She doesn’t fail to attract those guys from Tech
But she prefers the ones from Fort Street
Enough to book an en-suite
Though she’d rather do it on the car seat
Oh, wouldn’t that be a nice treat
Bec, Bec, she likes to peck
Her posters of Jae Joong’s pecs
And when her lips become a wreck
She’ll apply for a disability cheque
She’s not an avid writer for Published Diarrhoea
But that’s only ‘cos she’s contracted gonorrhea
She’s been playing too much at her pizzeria
We really should deport her to North Korea
Bec, Bec, Tran(svestite) Bec
Gossip Girl she watches while scratching her neck
She looks quite smart when she’s wearing her specs
But when she doesn’t she looks like Shrek!
Wishing you a Happy my-parents-had-sex-seventeen-years-and-nine-months-ago Day
LOVE your Pal...
Note: Before anyone sues me for defamation, half of what I've written above is true, and the other half not. I'll let you figure them out for yourselves. =) Oh, and Carmen came up with stanza 2, line 4. Arigatou Carmen-san.
Posted by Ky, the one who spent her precious time writing this load of crap.
posted by Ky at
9:31 PM
2 Comments:
lol. good one kahyi, i adore you
You stole my bitch who is a cookie or you stole my cookie and now you're calling me a bitch?
An eloquent if somewhat "offensive" (personally i thought it was great but eh this is for those people who feel the need to hate the world for one reason or another.)
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