KING KWONG.

ODE TO THE WONG-WITHOUT-A-SHELL.

I have a story to tell, i do.

A story of a boy girl name Wong. . . and that's KAH-YI .. Wong.

She was no average child, that wong. For she t'was an inch below the average height, she was.

Oh i'm just pulling your finger i am.

Miss Wong t'was the height of yours truly, and that's pretty average that is. (if not slightly above..)

( Oh but on such a topic must I, mention the above-above average-heightness of miss Angelia, i must. So vertical that child, so slim... so streamline...and alas, so rich in smart.. )

Now Miss Wong, Miss KAHYI Wong that is, was an oddball, she was.

She had a fly on her tooth one time, t'was a black black fly it was.

That black black fly (lord knows where it's been) delighted itself on her teeth, in her saliva while she smiled and laughed, and beamed her glassy blue (fake blue) eyes whilst she chattered away to carmen (times 2), she did, ever so oblivious to such a parasite she was.

Whilst on the topic of Carmens, t'was a carmen one time (miss booby huynh), her chest was like a mountain range. Contour lines reached maximums, the two giants overshadowed the world, and everything in it, oh ... the flower's died and the world turned cold, as the warm rays of the sun were obstructed by such objects, they were.

Now,

My friends,

Pay attention you must!

I can not stress enough on such a matter, i cannot live with myself without leaving with you a WARNING.

This child, she has something that YOU DON'T HAVE.

Something MOST intricate, most powerful... something which will lead to your downfall, if not approached carefully.

Are you ready to hear such a secret?

Are you PREPARED?

Grasp your heart, rip it out and throw it away.

Listen hard and listen long, for you will regret it, if you sing a song...

Miss Wong, miss Wong, miss.. KAHYI Wong...oh... she has a brain.

BUT LISTEN, tis no ordinary brain...

Tis a brain with electrons and protons and [mg+ O --> 2mgO+h2O+cO2] and twins and...Eiji.

AND SOOOOO, the moral of the story is,

If you do not befriend such a creature, you will fail your HSC and become a car-washer on parramatta road.

THAT is why you must be kind to miss Wong... (not Miss turtle wong), but Miss KAHYI wong.

You feed her sugar, make her happy and she will feed you knowledge. Knowledge beyond all that you will ever understand.

Cause, the clouds just don't fluff without Kahyi Wong.