How To…
Follow The Way Of Yee

Jennifer Yee Man Ho is a close friend of mine who is an equivalent to Buddha in many people’s eyes. The disciples, such as myself, has come to learn and live by “the way of Yee”. As some of you may know, this whole shenanigan started in English class in year 9, best time of our lives. For those who are interested, I have compiled a list of things that you may need to do in order to truly follow “the way of Yee”.

1) Sit crossed legged and meditate in the shower – This was a favourite activity of mine, until I became environmentally correct a few weeks ago. (Howard visited me personally and told me that he would absorb me into his eyebrows if I do not cut down on my wastage of precious resources). Now I limit my shower time to four minutes, and my meditation period was cut down from one and a half hours per day to four minutes as a consequence. *Sorry Yee*

2) In order to be a true disciple, you would have to be in close proximity of her at least once a day. According to Carmen H, another devout disciple, 2 cm should be enough to absorb her aura. However I do not take any chances and make sure that I am 0.5 cm away from her for ten minutes of everyday.

3) Yee’s “yellowness” may also be a contributing factor of her greatness. For the ones who are not as “yellow”. Yellow foods such as tumeric and lemon should do the trick. However, if you are desperate to emulate the yellow sensei immediately, use yellow paint.
WARNING: Do NOT eat carrots. They will turn you orange, not yellow, in which case you would be following the way of “Chloe”, Yee’s opposite in the wheel of life and her mortal, as well as immortal, enemy.

4) This enlightened sensei said that her great power is due to not washing her hair for weeks in the holidays during one interview. Personally, I have never tried this as I need my daily meditation under the shower. Nevertheless, if you are intrigued by this comment, it will do you no harm to try it out.

Now that you have been swayed by the awesomeness of Yee, please, do not hesitate to become a disciple. Our association, “The Way Of Yee” is financially challenged at the moment so any amounts of donations are welcome. Remember, the money will be going to a good cause. If you would be kind enough to hand over any donations to me, I will see to it personally that it reaches the foundation without any inconveniences.

However, if you are still not yet convinced, hopefully the pictures of Yee below will persuade you to part with some of your loose change.

Posted by Ky...the enlightened one =]

I washed it then I melted it =X

This is the second time.

The first time was me leaving my phone it some pocket. At least the phone was mine and it was old. So not much of a big deal.

But this time...it's worse. I left the mp3 in my skirt pocket and tossed it in the washing machine without a second thought. (Actually there was a second thought. In the back of my head I knew something was in my pocket but I refused to believe so to make myself feel better...I'm gonna deny that =P). It was not until LONG LONG after the skirt (and the mp3) had been washed, that I realised what I have done.

My reaction: *sigh* what to do

Jeff's reaction: OMG

Sandra's reaction: WTF?!?!

Since the mp3 is my sister's I have to somehow get it fixed before she finds out it's missing.

To think that this is bad enough but unfortunately there's more to it.

Jeff suggested for me to get it dry to an extent that it's unnoticeable and send it in for a warranty service at Sony. I asked him 'how do I do that?' and he told me to put it under the lamp so it'd dry faster.

I took his advice and held it under the lamp for a period of time. Not only did the water particles trapped in the mp3 not evaporate but the mp3 melted. Yeah, you read it--it MELTED.

My reaction: SHIT

Jeff's reaction: OMG...you're so dumb and you go to a selective school

Sandra's reaction: HOLY FUCK

Well maybe I exaggerated a little, not the whole mp3 melted into a blob or anything but just part of the plastic melted and burnt a little.

Anyhow end result=

Posted by Bec (the lost one)

Heartful

Hello friends i decided to post also

I have a heart =)

It's ...








































Down here =)

PS I am not Chloe

Posted by the try-hard emo wannabe

helloooo dear friends! <3

today, i am posting coz.. kah yi is coool! XD and also coz i'm doing her a favour aye? you better be thankful dear.. i am dedicating this post to YOU! <3

and to finish off, i would like to say:

* HAPPY SWEET 16th RACHEL!

♥ Sandra

How To...
Pose For Sticker Photos

For newbies and non-fobs, posing for sticker photos could pose as a challenge. ( Hehe, I should make a living out of these puns). Below are some of the more mainstream poses. However I’m pretty sure there are some more hardcore ones, such as hanging upside down from the pole…

1)Peace sign pose: This is the most basic pose for sticker photos. It also emphasises the fact that you’re a FOB. The peace sign does not actually symbolise that you hope for world peace. However, if done correctly, it can be very cute and Japanese looking; which is what you’ll be aiming for in a sticker photo…

2) V pose: This is another popular pose whereby you make a v-shape with your thumb and your index finger, and place it on your chin. This creates a “cool” persona, however if done by the wrong people, will make them look warped and twisted.

3) Another popular look that people will be aiming for is the “big eyes” look. Try and open your eyes as widely as possible. If you have a disfigurement with your eyes, use clamps to keep them open. However, if you have small eyes, this countenance may be quite challenging. Do not fret though, it is still advised that you do widen your eyes nevertheless and keep it open with skin-coloured tape. Another solution to this problem is to draw bigger eyes in with your eyeliner.

4) The “blowfish” face is another crowd-pleaser in this celebrated Japanese invention. This is performed by blowing up your checks JUST the right size. Too small, and it might not be visible, or worse still, it may be mistaken as your puppy fat *shock horror*. Too big, and it may seem like you’ve just had your teeth pulled out. Honestly though, I have no idea as to why this pose is done so copiously, as I do not find it attractive to any degree.

5) The “point to your cheek” pose is used frequently in conjunction with the “blowfish” face. This pose draws attention to your perfectly inflated cheeks, that is, IF it is perfectly inflated. However, to some, it may look like you’re trying to cover up an unattractive mole.

Well, the above should be enough to satisfy you for the time being. Other examples include the “Let’s make a heart shape with my arm and someone else’s arm so we can diminish our insecurities about not being loved” pose. Don’t be afraid to try out new exciting and daring poses. Just shoot yourself if it becomes too addictive. As for the decorating of these wonderful sticker photos, well, that is another art in itself and you'll have to wait for another post from this godlike individual.

Just for enjoyment, here are some awesome sticker photos to emulate:

Posted by Ky... the cute, photogenic one =]

And a little bit extra...

How to...
NOT pose for sticker photos

Random Ramblings aka How to...Not Write Too Many How To's

Ode to Fridays

Karmo: I like Fridays.

Ky: Mmm..fried eggs...

Carmen: FRIDAYS! Not Fried Eggs!!! Geez!! *rolls eyes until they fall out of head and roll into tomorrow*

Posted by Ky...the one with an acute sense of hearing =]

=O
lookie lookie, i finally accepted the invite
Today, i am at home *looks around* sick...*coughs everywhere* =D
and in being so, i conveniently have time to finish my textiles assignment =)
i shall see you lovelies tomorrow at school =P

It's Anzac Day

This is posted especially for Ky who apparently finds my life interesting...

Hmm...today started off at about 11:30 when I woke up and decided that it was too late to meet my friends at the city at 11:30 so instead I stayed at home (aren't I a good girl =D).

Not long after when I washed up...I looked in the mirror with horror. Something was missing. WHERE THE HELL IS MY EARRING. Yeh that's right. My tragus piercing disappeared. I soon realised that the earring was on my bed (obviously fell out when I was sleeping). At that moment, when I couldn't find the hole, all that ran through my head was the possibilities of Jeff's reaction. I could imagine him saying how stupid I am and what a waste of money it is blah blah blah... So I kept poking the non-existent hole with no avail. What a great start to Anzac Day! =X

BUT

Luckily, through much blood and pain, my sister ended up finding the hole for me. Isn't she so damn AWESOME.

School's on again tomorrow...see you guys then =P

Posted by a random

How to...
Avoid seeing Kevin

1) The first and only rule is: Stop hanging around Carmen Huynh.

Posted by Ky...the observant one =]

P.S. No offense Kevin. You're a good bloke. I want to write a nicer sentence but I don't know how.

Out with a balloon <3

Todayy was my first day out since my horrid wisdom teeth extraction which has left me quite dead since Friday =) But i`m now quite alright apart from a fat face which looks like i got bashed by some weirdo.. anywho i am fine =)
Went to k at the city.. as usual .. sang some songs even though my mouth couldn't function properly and played some mahjong, cards, dice yes and all that jazz
After k had lunch/dinner and then off to galaxy world [yes another typical fob outing]

Jeff.. and his guns.. =)

Lol funny photo.. Two van-helsing look-a-like wannabes.. whom Jeff asked to take a photo with after they played that zombie shooting game =) It was uber embarassing *walks away* but yes asians are weird ^_^

<3

P.s someone else PLEASE POST

Going away...

I'm going up to Katoomba for the next few days =/ so I decided to leave a message just before I go. Hope you guys enjoy the weekend without me around (yeah! you'll probably like it more) and no one's gonna be nagging you guys to go bowling.

Just a little message for you:

Marie I hope you'll survive pulling four teeth out =P.

Chloe stop going emo =X

Sandra BLOG more. You've only made one post which is "and so we begin.. =)"

Kahyi make up more how tos...I'm beginning to miss them.

Thao/Bekka/Loan Sharkie/Dai Ka Jei ACCEPT THE INVITATION!

I'm gonna miss you blogging buddies!

Posted by a random (with much love)

My past two days =)

My past two days.. all in photos =)

Wednesday went to the easter show =) Ferris wheel was pretty at night ^^
Yeah.. me and conie coincidently red , black and white o_O
Our care bears ^^
I slept over Conie's on Wednesday after the show =)

The next day we went to see stomp the yard followed by some more k =)

Me and +2: Black <3 + Red <3

<3

K junkie =)

Woo.. i decided to be uber awesome and delete my post too =)
Today was pretty much a letdown .. but nvm about that xD


Can you guess who the above is o_O; lol

<3

How To...
Be a Mighty Duck for LIFE

1) Quack..........quack.........quack........quack.......quack......quack.....quack....quack...
quack..quack.quack..quack.quack.quack.quack.quack.quack.quack.quack.quack.
quackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquack.

2) Watch The Mighty Ducks, D2 and D3

3) Don on Mighty Ducks jerseys

4) Ducks FLY TOGETHER!

5) YERR!! CHARLIE AND GORDON BOMBAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Ky...the Mighty Duck =]

P.S. QUACK!

How to...
Act like a FOB

As they say, “When in Rome, do as the Romans do.”
So here's a little something to help you blend in when roaming in Chinatown. (Ahaha get the pun? Rome...roaming?... -_-'')

1) When talking as a FOB, do not worry about being grammatically correct. Actually, try and be as grammatically incorrect as possible. If you can fake an accent, that would be admirable. However, if you cannot, then it is not advised that you do, or they might think that you’re mocking them. Nevertheless, include as many –lah’s and –ah’s in your conversations as possible. They are the epitomes of FOB speak.

2) When talking on MSN, the conventions above should be used. In addition, symbols such as ~ and ` should be used copiously, as well as emoticons such as ^^, ^_^, -_-‘, >.< and T_T. Try and combine usage of capital letters with lower case letters. Furthermore, double letters when possible, even when not of correct spelling. E.g. ii lOoOoOovEeeEe yoOoOhH!!~~ <333

3) Pastimes of FOBs include: Karaoke, basketball (for guys), capitol sticker photos (for girls, and some [gayer] guys), bumming (especially in the city- CHINATOWN!) and internet cafes (DOTA!).

4) FOBs are not completed without their collection of music. Many of their favourite songs would be heard at Karaoke (“K” for the avid regular goers). The most popular singers would be Jay Chou and Lee Hom. Chinese songs are quite repetitive with “Wo ai ni” (I love you) practically in every verse. Basically, these are the only three words you’ll need to learn to sing a Chinese song.


5) FOBs can’t drive for shit. If you’re trying to blend in, bash your cars into a few trees and park in no parking areas. When pulled up by police officers, simply justify by explaining that you can’t read the road signs, nor do you understand the Latin alphabet labels in your car.

6) The rule of dressing like a FOB is to copy the look of whichever Asian celebrity who is in at the moment. However, the look of the typical FOB is described below:

For guys: The ‘Jay Chou’ look quite typical for the average FOB male. Long fringes are a must (ones that cover up the eyes), but long sideburns are optional. Wear pants that look like it’s been shitted in, and hanging halfway down your arse.

For girls: The trend is to be as artificial and “cute” as possible. Cake yourself with ten inches of make-up, and anything else that you can find around the house. (Note: the authors of this blog will not be responsible for anyone is brainless enough to put rat poison on their face)The hair of the FOB girl should be dyed, be it brown, gold, red or black. More extreme FOBs would go for the more extreme colours, such as blue, green, pink, purple, and my personal favourite, orange. The hair should be straightened, curled, waved or crimped, anything but natural. “Cute” accessories should be attached to the head as bountifully as possible. Wear fluffy jackets that look too big and really short shorts.

7) FOBs eat rice.

Posted by Ky...the fobby one ^^v

P.S. I like Inklish

P.P.S. Sincerest apologies to my closest friends, who are all FOBs. But you know I don't mean it =)

Bec is a geniOus

*__Moey * <3 Sweet Nothings. says:
haha bec u noe it's infatuation right *-)
*__Moey * <3 Sweet Nothings. says:
not infactuation?
B e c says:
yeh i do...
B e c says:
haha...
B e c says:
unlike your genious
B e c says:
LOL
*__Moey * <3 Sweet Nothings. says:
haha lol
*__Moey * <3 Sweet Nothings. says:
chehh
B e c says:
you're just too geniOus to notice right?
*__Moey * <3 Sweet Nothings. says:
hahah yeah im geniOus
B e c says:
LOL
B e c says:
hahahaha
B e c says:
o wait...
B e c says:
its infatuations
B e c says:
SHIT...
B e c says:
O.o
*__Moey * <3 Sweet Nothings. says:
LOL
*__Moey * <3 Sweet Nothings. says:
hahahahah
B e c says:
lalalala
*__Moey * <3 Sweet Nothings. says:
now i can rub it in
B e c says:
you didn't read that
B e c says:
infatuations
B e c says:
infatuations
B e c says:
infatuations
B e c says:
i have no problem spelling it :)

Headache of a day no. 2 =)

Today .. was similar to yesterday except less but more hectic if you get what i mean =)
Met up with conie and jenny for street jazz at dance skool. Teacher was uber cute and i half survived the lesson with my unco coordination skills o_O;
After street jazz walked all the way to market city and back again to redbox where we met up with many many randoms and went hectic k again T_T
Holidays now consists of k.. k and more k =) Wouldn't carmen totally love 24/7 k? xD.. Except maybe not k with like 30 people in a room.. since mic hogging is a little hard unless you're uber good at killing the person with the mic *looks at conie & jenny*
We played dice and other fob games with randoms.. and eventually got everyone all high and flushed in the face .. *looks around*
Highlight of the day must be Bape lol.. with conie throwing dice xD and Jenny's screaming
In the end mission completed *looks at conie* =P okay i've been looking a lot in this post so i`ll stop *LOOKS AT YOU* =)
Hilarious of a headache of a day <3

Posted by girl who will now stay home and be good for the next few days <3

Headache of a day =)

First off.. woke up this morning and brushed my teeth =) I would post a photo of how lovely my toothbrush looks but i'm awfully lazy *looks around*
Went to the city today with randoms and watched 300 xD
It was an awesome movie apart from the constant displays of red splatter .. and the occasional head getting chopped off =)
After movie went to k and was joined by more randoms .. sang some songs and played some games involving a very lovely dice T_T
I suppose it was quite entertaining watching people.. "strip" and being forced to do certain things .. bahaha *laughs at a certain someone*
Haha someone's making my day full of laughter .. lol T_T; *dies*
I`ll get Kahyi to write more about our day .. i'm all out of words for now <3

Posted by Marie the normal one =)

How To...
Bullshit your way through a job interview

1) Dress to impress. This means your dressing in your best stripper outfit. However, in the situation where the job you're trying out for is stripping, turn up at the interview in your best birthday suit.

2) Needless to say, resumes are a must. Fabricated resumes are even better. Include things such as "First to climb Mt Everest in 1953" and "Invented Superglue during WWII".

3) First impressions are vital. Try to arrive at the interview accompanied by a horde of Harley-Davidsons. Better still, arrive riding a unicycle while juggling a monkey.

4) Research your job. You have to make sure you know more about the company than they do. If you uncover any dirt in the process, be sure to blackmail the boss. You're definitely guaranteed a spot now.

5) Body language matters. Two words: Eye contact. Nobody wants to hire a person who shies away from their glace. Make sure you stare at your interviewer 24/7.

6) Be prepared for questions. Preferably, prepare a speech about yourself beforehand. Before they ask you any questions, bombard them with your strengths once you're in the room, and walk out before they ask you about your weaknesses. This is an excellent technique to make sure that you only leave your best impressions behind.

7) Always follow up. All employers love a keen employee. Call your future employer every moment you have. This way, they will realise your passion and enthusiasm for the job.

8) Last but not least, brush your teeth before the interview. Is it really that much of a predicament?

Posted by Ky...the streetwise one =]

How To...
Fluke your way into the basketball team

1) Turn up at try-outs with long pants...with stilts underneath.

2) Rapidly move your hands up and down. When asked what you're doing, answer that you're dribbling the ball. It's just too fast for anyone else to see the ball.

3) Bombard your future team mates with facts and figures that are to do with basketball. It does not matter if you're basko-moron, just make it up. When questioned, just casually say that you're a fan of "underground" basketball teams that no one has heard of. Yet.

4) Dress like you're already making a million bucks from basketball-ing. That's right. Oversized singlets, too-heavy sneakers, some bling-bling ka-ching ka-ching and maybe a bandana.

5) Play it like you mean it. Even if you're running around like a quixotic leprechaun, they will see that you have stamina.

6) Pass the ball to everyone, even if they're not ready. This emphasises your team spirit and your ability to cooperate.

7) Wave your arms at random intervals. It makes people wonder about your defensive/offensive strategy when in fact, you're doing neither.

8) Of course, fluking the team is made ten times easier if your name is Chloe, and the teacher in charge of the try outs is Mr Siu.

Posted by Ky...the athletic one =]

Un-anonymous =)

*sigh* to all who sign off with anonymous cause they think they're too cool to type their name so i recognise who posted =)
Hi i`m Marie and im awesome cause im not anonymous =)
I agree with anonymous below me [guessing it's chloe] and say that Macbeth was a complete and utter let down.. *yawns*

Couldn't help myself from sleeping nor could.. Chloe who slept on Ky's shoulder who slept on Sandra's shoulder who probably slept on Thao's shoulder =)Taking one of those "tourist" looking photos =)

At the opera house steps.. eating junk <3 style="text-align: left;">Highlight of the day was probably eating chocolate related things at Max Brenner =) we ended up walking around in circles looking for the place.. 30 minutes was spent getting lost, 15 minutes was spent waiting for seats and 5 minutes was spent eating.Strawberry and chocolate =)

Waffle thing with banana =)

Bec's warm chocolate cake thing =)

Our lovely clean plates =)

After chocolate eating we headed off to market city food court where we [ky, carmen, bec and i] scavenged on wicked wings and chips.. later was joined by others who scavenged on our leftovers xD
That's about what all my day consisted of =)
Two days of school left awesome ^^

posted by a non-anonymous person named Marie <3

How To...
Write a good conclusion in an English essay

1) Whatever you do, ALWAYS restate the introduction. Better still, rewrite the introduction in your conclusion.

2) Feel free to add as many new ideas as humanly possible in the conclusion. The more, the better.

3) The conclusion is a chance for you to write something completely off topic in your essay. E.g. The sky is very blue today.

4) The point of the conclusion is to leave a good impression on the reader, so it is advised that a few jokes should be cracked at this point in the essay. e.g. What are the similarities between a monkey and a bicycle? Answer: They both have wheels, except for the monkey.

5) Conclusions should challenge the reader. E.g. Next Friday, lunchtime, basketball court...You're going DOWN!!

Hopefully this has been helpful for students in need of help with writing conclusions. So, next time, in an exam, remember these tips and it is guaranteed that you would blow the teacher away and smash everyone's a*ses.

Posted by Ky...the smart one =]

Sweet nothings <3

爱转角遇见了谁 是否有爱情的美

爱转角以后的街 能不能有我来陪

爱转角遇见了谁 是否不让你流泪

也许陌生到了解 让我来当你的谁

我不让爱掉眼泪 不让你掉眼泪

现在永远 你就是我 就是我的美

How to...

Write a complaint

Instead of a step-to-step guide, I have written an actual complaint. Pointers may be taken from this jeremaid. It is not copyrighted and you will not be sued if pieces of this article is taken for personal use or otherwise.

Dearest bloggers,
I am writing to express my disappointment in this "blog". A more creative and less cliche name could have been thought of instead of "Impulse of a moment _x3". A more innovative name such as "Love from the ones with large arses". Of course, the most infinitely mindful name would be "Published Diarrhoea".

Another item that has dissatisfied me would be the sign off at the end of each article. "Always and forever" is again, an extremely commonplace phrase. A blatantly obvious less pretentious phrase would be "Now you've read it, fuck off and get on with your own life".

Without starting to sound ungrateful to the geniuses of the one behind the creative photoshopping of the layout, I would like to complain even further. They are very attractive and admirable but not suited to my liking. I have heard wind that it is going to be changed soon, but sadly, I am almost certain that they are not going to agree with my tastes. However if you do want some suggestions, pictures of dead babies would be genuinely appropriate for this blissful jubilance of a blog.

Before I finish, there is one last thing that I will epostulate. Ahem. "Where the sun meets the sea". What the fuck...may I ask...was the author of this half-baked phrase thinking when she wrote this. Will this blog be an agent of Armageddon? A more befitting wordage would be, "Where all the fuckwits come to bitch".

Most importantly, the url of the blog is also a matter of concern. "Amiable thoughts" is not very attractive to a would-be reader. Just thought you would like to know.

Lastly, I would like to articulate my most sincere apologies to the bloggers. It's not their fault that I like to complain.

Posted by Ky...the profound one =]

How To...
Eat an Elephant

1) It's quite easy to eat an elephant, once you cook it. Precautions should be taken to ensure the tenderness of the elephant i.e. the elephant should not be left in the microwave for too long.

2) It's quite easy to cook an elephant, once you chop it into small, microvable pieces. The pieces of the elephant should not be inserted into the microvave until they are all individually covered in glad wrap.

3) It's quite easy to chop the elephant into small pieces, once it is tranquilised. One has to make sure that one does not stand close to the elephant during this process, as accidents could happen.

4) It's quite easy to tranquilise an elephant, once an elephant is found. Although one should ensure that the said elephant is not an endangered species as you may and probably will be fined.

5) It's quite easy to find an elephant, if you live in Tanzania.

N.B. Transferred from Sydney Boys moodle after I realised that a total of 0 persons read my articulate articles.

Posted by Ky...the hungry one =]

Busted...

Rewind to Tuesday...

That was the shittiest day I think I've had since this year. It's the first time I got busted jigging... and the PE teacher is such a bitch.

Her: So where were you during sport?
Me: I felt sick so I went home.
Her: You know that's illegal...blah..blah..the school's responsible for you ...blah..blah...
Me: It's just sport *rolls eyes* (bad move)
Her: EXCUSE ME?!

Then she started going off at me...

Actually...I didn't really mind that since I found her reaction quite amusing but the fact that Thao was upset and that it was my idea to begin with...I felt shit.

*sigh*

I skipped walkathon again this year with the same excuse--I woke up late. Yeah... typical of me to do so.

But then again...I was there in spirit O.o

blogged by Bec