2ND DAY. 1ST TERM.

shit. school has started. for everyone. now.

Marie's timetable is the ugliest baby you've ever seen.

Marie's frees are in the most inappropriate places.
Sif have double frees in the middle of the day!
ah 30 minute sleep ins on Monday and Thursday isn't enough either!

Marie has tutoring. Tuesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday also.
Which sucks. her life from now on is dedicated to three words.
that we all hate to love.

HECTIC SHIT COMING. (I did not steal x)

Ah. Marie almost failed English. I thought it was 10%. but no. it's 20%.
So that's 20% gone down the drain.
Oh and another 25% will go down again. during exams. 45% for jap + japX. DIE.

I stress already. Marie has to stop talking like this.
She's starting to speak in third person. All the time. This means more english fail.

I hope you guys aren't failing like MARIE IS !
and it's only the second day.

Wouldn't it be nice. If we could just fast forward. to the end of HSC.

Life would be so much happier x)

[Marie.Ya.Zuo] the stressful one <3

Unhappy =( on a Happy Blog

A not very happy event for the start of school, a beloved Mrs. Garrad may be leaving us soon.
During a regular high school life, i don't think you find too many teachers that you like from the very beginning. Most of the time, or maybe i'm just speaking for my casee, there's an on and off liking for teachers...there are moments when you can be likee awww they're so niceee <3 and maybe not too long later you'd turn around and be cursing at them: BITCHH >=
Another case would be the teachers that you really disliked at first and just gradually began to accept the good side of them whilst laughing off the bad stuff =) or.. there's just those couple of staff members who you can't seem to find any good traits about them.
And thennn there's those who you like from the very beginning =) Chloe and I have not had the chance to know Mrs. Garrad that well yet but we'll remember her as the wonderfully enthusiastic lady who, in her theatrically dramatic form, was able to con us into picking up Ancient History >=) and ever since then, she's been the awesome teacher who presents herself as a dramatic actress in class instead of reading off notes and does a regular performance of charades to tell stories =) There were stretched periods of times when Ms.Garrad did not come to class, where the damningly boring library lady filled inn....but anyway, whenever Ms.Garrad returned, she was always smiling and full of energy and never let her sickness show. I thank ms Ms. Garrad for being one of those teachers whom i've liked from the very beginning, for making the classes always fun and i hope you've fulfilled everything in your life, with no regrets. <3

thaoo <3

280505. <3

12 midnight has passed already, but i would still like to say

HAPPY 32 MONTHS WIFFEEYY! <3

love you long time! (:



ps. you've got to blog now thao haha.

pps. thank you KEVIN for making our day today! you make us LOL XD


LOVE SANDRA.

Hello all.

I'm proud of you bec. two blog entries in a row xD

lawl. ah i finally just finished fiftieth gate. *swears*
i currently am blind. and listening to PURPLE LINE <3

GOTTA LOVE DBSK'S NEW JAP ALBUM!

SCHOOL IN . A DAY . OR TWO.

ah NOCTURNALISM. stops here.

no more 3.5 hour sleeps marie.

tomorrow i must do a lot of loast minute cramming.

HOPE THE HOLIDAYS HAVE BEEN UBER FOR EVERYONE <3


much love.

[marie.ya.zuo]

The bookstore

Had to go yum cha today at Hurstville with family which includes Jeff's family (yes we're cousins) and after lunch Jeff and I decided to drop by bookstores to find textbooks. Jeff's mum tagged along with us and claimed that she knew of this asian bookstore along Forest Rd. But after locating the bookstore we noticed that it has closed down and moved somewhere.

Jeff jokes around and says "Bec, why don't you get your textbook there?" *points to the ADULT BOOK STORE sign* further up the road

I laugh it off and we begin walking towards Westfields to continue our search for textbooks but was stopped by Jeff's mum. "WEI! There's a book store" *points to the ADULT BOOK STORE sign*. "LOOK! It says book store!" Jeff's mum then starts walking towards the Adult book store leaving me and Jeff literally LOL

Jeff then says "NO MUM! That's where you buy porn."

Blogged by Bec

B to the B to the BBQ x)

This was the first (and maybe last) BBQ hosted by the team of bloggers from amiable thoughts which include ME, Marie, KY, Sandra, Chloe and and and Thao (for the sushi <3).

Lets skip the boring bits of meeting up at Central.

Things got a little more interesting while bus-ing the way the Centennial Park.

There were about 20 of us on the same bus and we got to a point where someone thought that we arrived at our destination. I was definite we hadn't though since I did my research before going. So I try to voice my thoughts and told people NOT to get off the bus BUT KEVIN using his LIMITED knowledge (as proven by the map he drew) starts walking off the bus and everyone else for some strange reason followed him. I tried to tell people that we haven't reached Our destination, in fact I literally screamed out "NO DON'T GET OFF" but it was too late, the bus doors closed and I was the only one that was left on the bus.

I obviously got a little worried after that since I was given the job to lead people there and I literally lost EVERYONE. So I called Ron and told him that I lost everyone but I don't remember what he said since I was really just complaining (aka bitching) about Kevin who led everyone off the bus =.=

I don't really know how...but in the end everyone made their way to the park x)

I had a great time chatting (bitching JKS), mucking around, eating (only got to eat 2 sushi CAUSE KEVIN CHUNG ATE THE REST), taboo-ing, mafia-ing, twister-ing, heartattack-ing, taking photos, etc.....

Highlights of the day would include Winnie washing her hair in the pond, KY licking tomato sauce off Marie's leg, Chloe attempting to undo Carmen's bra, Derek performing his wushu, Kevin and Ron and KY dunking their hair in bloody water =)

THANK YOU to those who turned up i.e.

Marie('s ass), Sandra (my bitching buddy), KY (the nerd), Chloe (the pregnant one), Thao (I LOVE YOUR SUSHI), Kevin (LAM), Carmen (OO), Karmo(P), Jess (Chungrinder), Yee (MAN HO), Conie (is <3), Rachel (my nudie buddy), Elena (the cool one), Amanda (is A-man-duh) Leann (the luvo), Katrine (who still loves her cheating wife), Sharon (ddrr), Joanne (my competition for PRINCE JKS), Winnie (*flicks hand*), Derek (who's thanking kevin for taking the load off his shoulders), Jeff (my cousin), Angelia (the 100UAI material), Raymond (who owes me dares), Danny (who raymond kissed at k), Matt (my primary school buddy), Josh (SBH nerd), Ronald (is a girl), Kevin (karen's bitch), Darren (i see you around a lot), Albert (Changmin's bro), Wayne (who I can call free)

You guys made Bec's day!

A special thanks to:
Marie for how house that we prepared stuff in
Sandra who helped out heeeappps
Ronald who helped out lesss (JKS)
Carmen for taking stuff back to her place to store

An EXTRA special thanks to:
Kevin LAM who checked the weather, made the jellybean map, prepared stuff at marie's place, driving people there, cleaning up the place

SORRY TO MICHAEL TSAI who we dogged. He stayed up the night before finishing his tutor homework until 4:30am so he could make the bbq. Hence he woke up late and rushed to city without a phone by 12 something but didn't know where to head off to after that. SORRYYYY

P.S ok ok so I never blog and kahyi has given me 3/10 at my contribution to amiable-thoughts but but LOOK AT THE HOT LAYOUT that i spent hours making and coding (so maybe it didn't take THAT long) xD... I think I deserve at LEAST a 5.1/10

Blogged by Bec

thank you (:

The crew at amiable thoughts would like to give a great THANK YOU to all those that attended today's bbq!

We thoroughly enjoyed your company and hope you guys enjoyed your day too! As for now, goodluck for year 12 and hope we meet up again.. sometime somewhere :)

A special thank you goes out to KEVIN LAM for organising quite a lot of the bbq & for driving the food/supplies to the place! thankks!




love from the cool turtle.

ronnknee.com

Ronald:
Haha this is like my backup blog, and yea hope you guys let me use it for just today =P
Well as you may have noticed, ronnknee.com has been down for more than a day
I received an email from my webhost saying that the hard drives have crashed
And the backups are most likely unrecoverable
Last time I backed up was a week ago
Meaning that I'll lose a week's worth of data
I'm pissed
Anyway the server's should be back up tonight
With one week's worth of blog entries, tags, comments - gone
Sorry for bumping your awesome entry down Ky =(

How to...
Write a creative piece ... About Sandra

Father

My father was as hard headed as anyone could get. You could knock at his coruscating shell and never get a reply. His rich mop of dark hair was flecked with shades of grey, and even at times, green. One wonders whether this was due to the lack of sanitising facilities, a corollary of living on the streets. But perhaps, the more likely explanation would be that he was, after all, a turtle. The seaweed green tinge which occupies some patches of his head was hereditary.

His name was Sandra. Sandra was, and still is, even in death, a womaniser. His favorite hangout would have been King’s Cross, where he languorously strolled at night, hoping to pick up some pulchritudinous prostitutes. This, was where he achieved spiritual transcendence.

During the day, Sandra would make full use of his status as an unemployed individual. He lazed at the beach like one would, if one was a turtle. He liked the feeling of the grainy sand, crushed against the underside of his scaly body. Warm … although, he wouldn’t have known. Turtles are cold blooded.

He would stay all day at the beach. His haven of bikini embellished women, frolicking against the seemingly effervescent sea. The water sparkled in shades of blue, or green, depending on its mood. It was the perfect place to reflect on his noneventful life.

Because of his commonplace status in society, the turtle did not always get the treatment he deserves. Most nights, Sandra was thrown out of the most clandestine of nightclubs, for swooping even below their level. He would snivel in the underwear of the “exotic” dancers with his scaly and less than erotic snout, without paying them.

The road at four in the morning was teeming with cockroaches. He has lived almost sixty years of is life and so far, everything has gone wrong for him in this world of proconceived notions.

Out on the cold and clammy streets, Sandra laid on the gravel floor. Half drunk and motionless, waiting for a saviour, or a sign to rescue him from a predetermined death.

The shadows were dancing with the flickering lights. And then, it happened.

The moon shone a ghastly red, not unlike the red that he saw inside the ruby-clad underwear a few hours ago. He heard what he thought was a wolf howling in the background. No, not the type that sends shivers down your spine. Nothing as cliché as that. What Sandra heard, was a rambunctious squeal, and no sooner than that, he took a whiff of an all familiar scent.

HIS FART.

THE END

...although still in progress

Posted by Ky, the one who stayed up til 4am writing this piece of shit.

How to …
Gain a brain

Of course, since we’re now officially in year 12, most of us are desperately anxious about whether we are intelligent enough to achieve the results that we want. As always, Ky has come to your rescue by coming up with a few quick-fix solutions to gain yourself a brian.

1) “I eat smarties, in hope that it would make me smarter.”
Was what my perspicacious friend Fiona said.
I think that this methodology works only for her, as I have tried to emulate her, and the only thing I’ve ended up gaining is a few kilos.

2) Read extensively.
Not that Ky is suggesting that you go out and buy the latest porn magazine. But hey, if it improves your vocabulary, why not? Please note that www.amiable-thoughts.blogspot.com does not bear any responsibility if you get into trouble with your teachers for using porn for “related material”

3) Buy all the guide books you can get.
And just plagiarise. Wait did I say that? I meant, copy word for word. You’re sure to get 100% in assessment tasks. I guarentee that you will not get caught. I’ll even bet on Marie’s house.

4) “Move to the Blacktown area, hang with the locals. It makes you appear smarter”
The ingenious Fiona also came up with this idea, and I think that most of us will be unequivocal with our agreement with this notion. I would also like to add that Fiona is not by any means, being discriminatory as she is an unwavering inhabitant of the western suburbs, and is multitudinously proud of her postal code.

Note: This also works when you’re standing next to the principal of our school, which name shall not be stated, or I will get into trouble for defamation (It happened to a girl from our school once before). Standing next to him/her will also make you look profusely slimmer.


Well, I think that’s enough to help all you HSC hopefulls . Just follow the steps and you’ll have begun to embark on the journey to success …


Posted by Ky, the one without a brain.

My week. so. far.

Life is a hole. Jap tutor @ 10am Burwood. is killing my sleep.

Yesterday, went to Burwood library.. accompanied by Bec, Sandra, Knee.

Did not get much done. but at least we have a clue on what to do. now.

Went to eat lunch @ westfields after. Only me + knee ate. because others are going anno
*death stare*

Lunch was followed by a wander around burwood with nothing to do. nowhere to go.

Returned back to the library to get knee's bike. the weather was almost crying by this stage.

Knee left. Bec, Sandra and I went to hungry jacks. where bec decided to eat something.
(not that she needs the weight *jk*)

I went to pee. came out and heard "MARIE". bumped into Michael Tsai. back. from Taiwan with a bald cut.

Whilst waiting for Bec's train. we sat in Burwood plaza. doing some nice friendly chatting.

Yesterday. I think if i counted. I went to pee. 15 times. Hence, i believe i have a peeing problem.

Today, After tutoring. went with Kitty & Rachel to the city. Met with Lucy, watched Atonement. A touching romance film indeed.

Had lunch @ subway. Rachel + Kitty left. Me and Lucy were left to do SHOPPING.

Marie was impulsing. Bought. a bag on sale. from kookai. two pairs of earrings.
undies that match lucy's and are *pink and frilly*. Lawl. Will take photo of lucy in them. soon.

Will impulse again Tomorrow.

P.S. I will NOT k tomorrow. *looks. around.*


Love. the one. who said she wouldn't go out this week.

Marie.

How to ...
Extend your understanding of Life (Part 1)

Well, hopefully there will be more parts to come, or else I would look like an idiot . But it all depends on YOU , and the amount of comments I get .

Anyway, I'm posting a few FDQ's that I have. That is, frequently deliberated questions . I'm hoping that you guys will be able to answer them and enrich my knowledge even further ...

FDQ's

1) Would bringing up a male child as a female from birth inevitably turn him homosexual/bisexual/transsexual/transvestite?

2) Is it better to reject an unreciprocated confession , or leave it to a later date , elevating his / her hopes and then crushing it , as a punishment for their nerve to confess to you ?

3) Should you be worried if you find more satisfaction in viewing cartoon porn than the real thing?

Answer honestly guys . I am looking forward to your responses .

Posted by Ky , who is on a quest for knowledge.

How to ...
Advertise Pointlessly on your own Blog

(because it's dying)

PUBLISHED DIARRHOEA

@ http://www.amiable-thoughts.blogspot.com/

"Where the coolest people hang out"

...

... *cough cough*

... *coughcoughcoughcoughcough*

...*heart attack* *dies*

...
...
...I guess what's what you get for lying -_-''

...
...

...Posted by Ky, the fake advertisor

Shooot. me.

AHH *dies*. so much for staying at home and doing work >_>

managed to get 9 math questions done. all day..

OH GREAT JOB MARIE. X)

I plan to finish the chapter today as well .. must also do jap tutor hw *dies*

I need to sleep earlier today. Otherwise might not wake up tomorrow. And face the terrible world.


I like. fahrenheit. OH AND MY LOVE FOR DBSK HAS RETURNED.

BEWARE: JAEJOONG IS MINE.

THANKS ALSO TO RACHEL KIM JAEJOONG FOR DBSK LOVE ! !

Now i will fill post. with a photo.




will. post again. and. add. annother. photo. SOON. x)

posted by the one who doesn't have anything to say. winnks*

[marie.]

How to...
Look like an Asshole

This is copied from my bebo (which I don't go on by the way) . I never knew I had written this . Anyway I thought "Why should I write a new entry when there's one that I can copy without doing any thinking?"

Enjoy, asshole-wannabes.

To look like an asshole:

1) Look in the mirror
2) Turn around
3) Take your pants off
4) Bend down
5) Imitate what you see in the mirror

Posted by Ky, the asshole

A saturday of bore.

Today is Saturday. I at home. By self. Attempting to translate some japanese.
Listening to some Fahrenheit. Liking Alvin & the Chipmunks. Waiting for Ep9 BullFighting.

My ear's dead. Think i'm going deaf soon. Fuckyou ear.

Tutor everyday next week. @ 10. Need wake-up call. Everyday.

Next week. will live @ tutor. @ library or @ home.

Will finish as much work as. possible.

- Marie. =).
[The one who posts blogs that a five year old. can read.]

A stickynote

To all my fellow colleagues,

I feel compelled to ameliorate the exiguous conditions of our 'BLOG' in lacking bloggers by, yes indeed, blogging more.

I would firstly like to applaud Kahyi in her consistent A+++ blog entries, they are informative, humourous and tres witty.

Secondly, I apologise for my incongruency in the past in relation to various blog entries. Yes, i did as a matter of fact delete all my entries some day quite a while ago.. what sparked that event I cannot remember, perhaps it was anger. Not that it matters at all however, for most of my previous blogs were all quite mediocre, consisting of a recount of my day? Except a few i guess, the ones in which i profusely swore my emo heart out, if memory does not fail me.

Thirdly, I would like to announce my love for Kahyi wong.

I love her not because Karen Huynh does (alot might i add), but because she deems to be impervious to such potential fuckers who stand at the height of my mountain of hate at this moment. I personally wish that they were extirpated from my beloved circle of lesbian friends in which they had previously infiltrated, however as i have learnt on previous occasions,"Life is bitch, live with it". On such a note, I really do hope that I do not fall subject to hypocrisy as the year goes on.

By and by, i reach the terminus of my entry. For such critics who should accuse me of sciolism throughout this entry, I believe that your accusations may be 50% accurate.


Your not-so-liking-you friend,

Chloe.

How to …
Shuffle at a Rave

Wow. Lucky you. Two entries in one day.
Anyway, as most of you enthusiastic regular readers may know, Marie, Sandra and I went to Subbies, with a few other people. And a few days before Subbies, I asked my godfather Winnay a question …

(This is a recreation and may not be 100% accurate. Although, I’m sure it’s at least 95% consistent)

Ky: Dad, you’re gangdur, can you teach me how to shuffle?
Winnay: Why the FUCK do you need to know how to shuffle, son? Anyway it’s easy.. you just.
Ky: Yeah , yeah. I know what you’re going to say.
Winnay: And what is that son?
Ky: “Just dance like a downey”.
Winnay: Exactly. I’m proud of you, son. You’re a fast learner.
Ky: Thanks, dad.
Winnay: No problem, son.

So therefore, from above we can see that there is only one rule to shuffling:

1) Dance like a fucking downey.


Posted by Ky, the PC (Politically Correct) one.

How to…
Write a REAL blog entry

If I may restate Marie’s accurate personification, this blog is, indeed, dying. This happens after the influx of blogging from almost all the owners of this blog (bar Thao) on New Year’s Eve / New Year’s, and Marie’s declaration of how proud she was of “her team” (which says something about how much we pay attention to her).

However, if you would excuse my lack of ethos, I am also quite disappointed at the lack of initiative to keep this blog alive. Therefore, I am commencing what I would hope to be a new age of habitual blogging from myself, and the rest of the team. This is my effort to keep this thing alive guys, despite failing to think of an interesting topic.

Anyway, to start off this revolution, I have decided to assess and evaluate everyone’s blogging style:

Marie: A most fervent and zealous blogger, kudos to her for her attempts to rekindle the interest of our readers. Her blogging style is that of the norm, recounting her life (though some accounts are more entertaining than others) while posting photos at the same time – which ties in with her ardent and passionate love for taking photos of people, legs, good food, good food after being eaten, and even at times, the occasional acts of raping. However, points are taken away for her lack of content at times ( her rants about her obsession with DBSK and Gossip Girl). Overall, her posts are conventional and informative.
8/10 =)

Ky: Evaluating myself has posed to be a daunting task. Therefore, I’m just going to rank myself, taking points away for lack of blogging and at times, content. I also often blog in lengthy, convoluted sentences which can pose to be quite confusing.
7.5 / 10 =)

Chloe: I must admit, when this blog started, Chloe was an avid and regular blogger. They were very entertaining, although the slightest bit emo and I looked forward to reading them. However, something has compelled her to delete all her posts, and after that incident, she has been very sporadic with her blogging (yes, I’m being quite generous when I say “sporadic”). Her odes are extremely engaging and very enjoyable. For that, Chloe scrapes a pass.
5/10 =/

Bec: This tranny rarely blogs, logging on only when she is forced, or if something groundbreakingly intriguing happens in her life (such as when her USB is eaten by her dog). It follows that since exciting events are very scarce in Tran’s life, she doesn’t blog much. Therefore, she fails the “blog test”.
3/10 =(

Sandra: Dude, I want to blame you for your uttermost laziness and inability to even type up a conventional blog. But I can’t. Because I can’t blame you for something that is instinctive – you turtle. Congratulations for your New Year’s Eve post though. Longest and most interesting blog so far from you. (For those who are unfamiliar with Sandra’s blogging, check out her history. Don’t worry, it won’t take long). Fail.
1.5 / 10 =(

Thao: No one can fail more than you.
0/10 >=(


Posted by Ky, the blogger.

o9.o1 / 1o.o1 <3

Well since blog is dying. i will blog. that consists of a list of events. (don't mind the lack of interesting content)

[you may stop reading after this line]


-Yesterday, I started the day off with karaoke @ phoenix
-After karaoke from 1:30 - approx. 4:30? we went to watch ...

Alvin and the CHIPMUNKS

Note: I have gone off my turtle loving phase and is currently loving chipmunk.

After the movie we rushed back to my place and dumped our things there

-Then met up with some people @ harbourside

-Had a quick bite to eat

-Headed to subbies

Despite getting ditched by gay people (namely BEC, YEE, CONNIE, CHANEL - in order of ditching marie) it was quite an awesome night.

After effects of 5 hours @ subbies: headache, ringy ears, black shoes/feet, broken necklaces, sweaty everything, feet stepped on, ass slapped, in general - we got raped by harm sups *winks*

Also despite the lack of ability to "shuffle", we jumped and "danced" around like crazy wannabes.

-We had gelato after subbies finished

-Sandra and Ky slept over mine.

The pair of them were not tired at all despite Marie dying on the floor and falling asleep straight away. Those nocturnals slept @ 4.

-We woke up @ 10:30am
-Marie went to the doctor cause she was deaf in one ear
-Then we all headed out to k @ phoenix.. (again)
-Met up with more people and then galaxy (as an asian with nothing to do would)

... and then MARIE HEADED HOME

and will NOW WILL NOT LEAVE IT FOR A WHOLE WEEK X)

Good luck in achieving so Marie. <3

How to …
Hate Ron-boy

So basically, Ron-boy thought he would try to be smart and post up a hate list. And basically, Marie, Sandra, Bec, Chloe and I are all included in this infamous hate list. It follows that basically, Ronnknee managed to get everyone riled up (except for me - Ron's my stud-bud), as he referred to them as either lesbian or fag, or in some cases (Marie) both.

However, if Ronald thinks that he tanks us by posting that list up, he thought wrong. Marie, Sandra, Bec and Chloe were fuming and were very passionate in expressing their hatred of Ronald. Too bad for Ronald, as Marie, Sandra, Bec and Chloe has got a very tank friend on their side *cough*.

Therefore, the tank friend has decided to post up a list of why you should hate RONALD:

COMPILED by tanks Moe, Sandrine, and Ky

1) Ronnknee can't pee cause he has no thing... to ring a ding ding
2) Ronnknee thinks he's computer genius... but we think he should grow a penis
3) Ronnknee likes to eat his rice... but takes time off to perve at guys
4) Ronnknee thinks he's oh so cool... but in fact, all he does is drool
5) Ronald really likes to masturbate... cos he has no opportunity to procreate
6) Ronnknee should lighten up... it's not his fault he can’t find a girl with a D-cup

Extra note - Take no notice, please:
Despite Ronnknee’s flaws
We should really applause
Cos he’s an awesome stud
And he makes a great bud
We love you Ronnknee
Cos you’re our honeyy

Posted by Ky, who doesn’t hate Ron the stud that much

I plan to plan holidays.

Marie is.. studying atm and is not blogging =)

I've decided to make myself a plan (so i won't go out too much) T_T

Okay so...

Thursday 03: got dogged. so will study.
Friday 04: to somewhere with people
Monday 07: [must change jap tutor]
Wednesday 09: subbies and wants to watch chipmunk movie with anyone who wants to >=]
Friday 11: anyone want to do manly walk and get skinny? [change of plan. jap tutor @ 1]

WHEN SHALL WE MANLY WALK?

.. hopefully that's all i do for the next weekish >=]
in the meantime MARIE WILL GET BACK TO STUDYING <3

NYE <3

love marie the one who loves to study . . .

How to...
Predict what will happen in this new year .

(In contrast to the Tran post below me, this will be extremely lengthy)

So, it's 2008 , and Ky has a few predictions for the upcoming year .

1) It will be the most recent year we’ve faced so far.

2) It will be a leap year. I can almost guarantee it. If it doesn't happen, you can sue me.

3) New Year's resolutions will not be kept. I'm sorry guys, your hopes of gaining a last-minute brain for the HSC will be dashed. Those who do not make New Year’s resolutions however, won’t be disappointed, as no goals were set in the first place.

4) Kevin Rudd will inevitably announce what the Asian population in Australia has known for a long time. He not only has the appearance of a short Chinese man, speaks perfect Chinese, but is, undeniably, a Chinese.
Rudd, and the Asian-Australians were merely chuckling to themselves on election night, surprised at the rest of the population for allowing themselves to fall into the American-style campaign that is Kevin07. Now with the aid of the newly appointed PM Rudd, China will conquer the world very soon, beginning their conquest by purchasing the Australian public sector.

5) Australia will be renamed “China #2”. Chloe will be happy as her “oriental ways” will be dubbed the norm.

6) While for the past two years, adopting/giving birth to children has been a most popular activity (especially among celebrities) , in the next two years, things would turn the other way round. Infanticide will be embraced both as a sport, as well as a pastime.

7) The world celebrates as George Bush ceases his part-time job of being a only-good-for-killing-off-alleged-middle-eastern-terrorists president, but will continue his full time job of being the comic relief that this under-entertained world so desperately needs.

8) Stringing together words with hyphens (as I just did above), to express meanings that will otherwise be poorly conveyed, will become very fashionable.

On a more personal level, Ky predicts that:

*Marie’s lesbian shenanigans will not conclude, as she hopes, but will evolve into a whole new level.

*Chloe will become less orange, and more red, due to her newly found penchant for raw tomatoes.

* Carmen will still be losing her hair. However, she will give up on transplanting her dog’s hair, and just buy herself a wig.

*Melinda will be still be doing what she has done for the past 5 years, digging for gold in her backyard, and everywhere else. (Yes, even in a part of her face, below the eyes and above the mouth)

* Tran will admit that she is slowly turning into a lesbian, only to herself. As usual, she will be lost and confused.

* Thao will believe that she has found true love in Yee, and will do whatever it takes to attempt to rape her, only to realise that it is not true love, but sexual frustration.

* Yee, still homeless, but will be satisfied with her life, due to the powers of deep-meditation.

* Sandra will become a hobo, and share a non-home with Yee, due to her gambling debts accumulated through sleepless nights of playing “big-two” with her brother.

And for the regular taggers of this blog:

*The prediction that Joanne made about becoming good friends with Ky will come true (I hope). Ky forgives the fact that she did not get the best joke of the year:
-What's the best thing about shagging a 5 year old?
-Hearing the pelvis crack

*Ron will realise that he is in actuality, more FOB than he is cut out for. He will dye his hair blonde and get blue contacts in order to steer away from his heritage.

Special Mention to:
* Winnie, my gangdurr idol. She will become more leb in her actions and will develop a permanently deep "leb voice" : "Wuuuhhhh .. Wot you lookin' at muthafucka?"

*Kev will continue to be darker than me. (YaY) He will be subjected to forever taping "Heroes" for me, but doesn't know that I haven't been watching them.


On an endnote, Ky will not state the overly used phrase "Happy New Year" but wishes all of you a “New Year” because hopefully, we’re not repeating 2007 again.

Posted by Ky, “fuckyouuuu 2008”



P.S. Since I mentioned a lot of people in this post, it's unfair if YOU, the reader, is not being eternalised in our blog for 2008. If you feel that way, please feel free to complain in the tagboards. I will be sure to edit my post.

HAPPY 2008

(2:24 PM) - » |[ saиđяa.:	i think you should just blog 3 words
(2:24 PM) - » |[ saиđяa.:	happy new year

so...

HAPPY NEW YEAR

<3 Bec