How to…
Write a REAL blog entry

If I may restate Marie’s accurate personification, this blog is, indeed, dying. This happens after the influx of blogging from almost all the owners of this blog (bar Thao) on New Year’s Eve / New Year’s, and Marie’s declaration of how proud she was of “her team” (which says something about how much we pay attention to her).

However, if you would excuse my lack of ethos, I am also quite disappointed at the lack of initiative to keep this blog alive. Therefore, I am commencing what I would hope to be a new age of habitual blogging from myself, and the rest of the team. This is my effort to keep this thing alive guys, despite failing to think of an interesting topic.

Anyway, to start off this revolution, I have decided to assess and evaluate everyone’s blogging style:

Marie: A most fervent and zealous blogger, kudos to her for her attempts to rekindle the interest of our readers. Her blogging style is that of the norm, recounting her life (though some accounts are more entertaining than others) while posting photos at the same time – which ties in with her ardent and passionate love for taking photos of people, legs, good food, good food after being eaten, and even at times, the occasional acts of raping. However, points are taken away for her lack of content at times ( her rants about her obsession with DBSK and Gossip Girl). Overall, her posts are conventional and informative.
8/10 =)

Ky: Evaluating myself has posed to be a daunting task. Therefore, I’m just going to rank myself, taking points away for lack of blogging and at times, content. I also often blog in lengthy, convoluted sentences which can pose to be quite confusing.
7.5 / 10 =)

Chloe: I must admit, when this blog started, Chloe was an avid and regular blogger. They were very entertaining, although the slightest bit emo and I looked forward to reading them. However, something has compelled her to delete all her posts, and after that incident, she has been very sporadic with her blogging (yes, I’m being quite generous when I say “sporadic”). Her odes are extremely engaging and very enjoyable. For that, Chloe scrapes a pass.
5/10 =/

Bec: This tranny rarely blogs, logging on only when she is forced, or if something groundbreakingly intriguing happens in her life (such as when her USB is eaten by her dog). It follows that since exciting events are very scarce in Tran’s life, she doesn’t blog much. Therefore, she fails the “blog test”.
3/10 =(

Sandra: Dude, I want to blame you for your uttermost laziness and inability to even type up a conventional blog. But I can’t. Because I can’t blame you for something that is instinctive – you turtle. Congratulations for your New Year’s Eve post though. Longest and most interesting blog so far from you. (For those who are unfamiliar with Sandra’s blogging, check out her history. Don’t worry, it won’t take long). Fail.
1.5 / 10 =(

Thao: No one can fail more than you.
0/10 >=(


Posted by Ky, the blogger.