How to
Reign successful in the upcoming HSC

I have decided to blog, during one of my much-too-frequent bouts of procrastination due to the constant nagging from Marie. So what have I done to contribute to the overrated and unachievable but undeniably juicy 100UAI so far? Basically ... nothing.
However, seeing that I am such a superlatively generous person, I am going to share some tips on how to overcome the stress that can inflict much damage to our mental psyche and in some cases, physical appearances.

Ky's top tips include:
1) Get a haircut.
Not just any old trim, but a drastic 20cm cut. I could honestly go on for hours about the neverending benefits of this simple action but the main ones are probably a) No hair = no going out, b) No hair = less time in the shower and lastly c) No hair = lighter head = improved thinking.
If my wonderful equations above are anything to go by, then it would seem that the art of logical thinking has started to take its toll.

2) Delete MSN.
I think this one is pretty self-explanatory. But if you do feel the need to communicate with something other than your math book or your mirror, indulge in only intelligent conversations. So really this means no more talking to Marie, Ron, Joanne, Brother Kev ... and whoever reads this blog.

3) Sleep early.
Lack of sleep will cause eye bags the size of yo momma's ass.

4) Do not follow Ky's footsteps
Unless you want to have a future as a garbo. This road will lead to failure and obliviousness, and weekends spent trying to get over a fever. Oh and on a totally separate note, taking too much vitamins will turn your urine fluorescent yellow - A topic that shall be covered in the next post.

Posted by Ky, who is on her deathbed.