How to ...
Encapsulate a try-hard mother

Only rule:
Use Ky's mum as a role model.

Rules that Ky's mum follows:

1) Dress as young as possible.
At times, aim to look even younger than your 17-year-old daughter.

2) Invite your daughter's ever-complimenting friends over for dinner.
Then they will be able to compliment you more. (This hasn't physically happened yet. But it has been a topic of much discussion)

3) Learn teen talk.
True to life conversation that happened in my dining room today:
Bro: Points to picture of his friend "Yeah that guy's face is shit ugly".
Mum: "Are you sure you're not talking about your own face? Ahhaha L-O-L! LOL!" *turns to me* "High 5".
Me: "What ... the ... fuck ..." *gets up* *walks away*

4) Get into music that is "in"
Yes, she youtubes at works. Sings out loud in the shower AND in the car. And knows more about Kyle and Jackie O's private life more than THEY do. She also tries to find out about the new and "hip" songs before I do. It gives her a sense of satisfaction.

5) Get a hot bod
This has not yet been achieved by my aerobics-crazed mother. However, it is on her top of the priorities list. She's trying. Very hard.

6) Become a MILF
Like Ron's mum. Or Wayne's mum. Or Ke7en. Ke7en is the hottest MILF there is.

Posted by Ky, who will grow up to be a MILF, without the "Mother" bit .... so ILF.