Saturday, February 9, 2008

JOHN-HAS-SHIIT-FOR-A-BRAIN.

FCUUKYOU. JOHN.

As you guys may have already heard from Marie and others studying 'Fiftieth Gate' at Du.
There are only two words to describe him:

John is a fcuking bitch.

Today i have come to the conclusion that I will no longer be a part of the Du crew if it means that i have to endure two freaking hours of torment and being scared for my life.

Cityrail decided to have trackwork along the Illawarra and Bondi Junction lines. And yes if you're with virgin. I'm sure you heard all about it. Virgin is the way to go. Get Virgin. So my inbox isn't spammed by gays. [except for Bec].

Well Marie rocked up 15 minutes late. She had to catch a train to central and bus it to Hurstville. MARIE was nice also. and informed a certain dog. Marie deserves much credit. I called Du reception to inform John i was late. As i didn't want to be spanked by John for arriving late to his precious very enlightening lecture about how stupid we all are.

This brilliant lecture. did not crush our self esteem. it in fact made us so delighted with ourselves that we all can't get enough of John. Oh John. We love you so much.

Marie tried to be sarcastic if you didn't have the BRAINS to notice. the truth is we hate you're fcuking GUTS john. *YAY*

Okay. so John called us:

MORONS
LOSERS
STUPID
BABIES
HUMAN CALCULATORS [as in we're only good at math]
WORSE THAN HIS YEAR 9 and 10 STUDENTS
PATHETIC
etcetc

He said our teachers had SHIT FOR BRAINS and:

WERE NOT FIT ENOUGH TO TEACH AT ALL. Marie likes Derry thankyou very much.

The silence in the classroom. John waiting us to speak up. Made Marie almost shit herself.

It was a bad 1 hour and 45 minutes. (lucky i was late) It was very Bad.

John informed us. That if we're not going to have voices of our own in his class next week. He will personally EXPEL us from his class. and Du college in general. Marie says. fcuk you.

I wish all those who are brave enough to continue his class in the hopes of achieving brilliant results for english. A VERY GOOD LUCK.

MAY YOU GUYS ALL NOT GET SPANKED TOMORROW. SPEAK. HAVE A VOICE. GROW UP. THROW YOUR CALCULATORS AWAY AND TREAT THE DICTIONARY LIKE A GOD.

All my best wishes. May i not have to attend a funeral soon.

MUCH LOVE.

[Marie.Ya.Zuo]

P.S please excuse the wannabe swearing. i need to RELEASE anger. angry. sleep from 3pm-8pm is good. and also means that i won't be sleeping tonight.

3 Comments:

Blogger Ky said...

Marie, the fifteen minutes that you missed out on, was in essence, the most horrendous and turbulent experience I have ever faced. Comparable to the holocaust.

Unfortunately, Ky will have to face his deplorable and hypocrisy based methods of teaching

He's a terrorist.

I nod with agreement. Fcukyou.

February 9, 2008 at 9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

woahh he sounds like a big betch.
why dont u just find a new tutor :D im sure there are plenty of other top education establishments that offer quality tutoration other than dr du lawlll who knows!

February 9, 2008 at 9:39 PM  
Blogger loan skarkie said...

ahh mariee T.T you're leavingg =(

yes well, john is truly horrible O.O there's no chance of him reading this right? XD
yeah well, now i can tell people i had a traumatic experience in my childhoodd *screams* .. *screamsss*
his voice haunts me << "don't be such a loser ...*echoes* ...loser .. loser.. loser" XD
he's going to ruin all my weekends.. my sundays will be so sadd because of the saturday O.O

but but but even though so, .. i shall stay =) until i end up crying in class XD

February 11, 2008 at 10:47 PM  

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