How to ...
Make Soy Sauce Milk Tea

As promised, I have taken time off my hectic (cough) schedule to entertain the devoted readers with a lowdown on Saturday's events.

Basically what happened was ...
1) After English tutoring, Marie wanted to eat at Yee's restaurant (now closed) one last time.
2) She invited everyone but everyone declined due to lack of funds.
3) Thao agreed to go after asking Marie if she could borrow some money.
4) Ky initially declined, but can't resist the hedonistic temptation, resorting to borrowing money off Marie.
5) Marie was once again, golddug. (But we paid her back today)
6) We ate delicious food and ordered milk tea.
7) Marie got a call and went out of the restaurant.
8) Yee came out with a positively devious idea. Went to kitchen. Poured half a cup of soysauce and added some milk. (Look at video)

9) Ky took Marie's milk tea.
10) Marie drank soy sauce milk tea. (Look at video)

11) Funny time. After that we tried new concoction. (Look at video)

12) Carmen and Kevin turned up.
13) We proceeded to trick Carmen. Kevin looks on with caution.
14) Carmen was tricked, alas her reaction was below par. (Look at video)

15) Fiona called. To say she's coming. Excitement brews once again.
16) Had fun predicting Fiona's responses.
The plan:
Ky will pretend to own soy sauce milk tea.
Ky will pretend to dislike "milk tea"
Ky will offer milk tea to Carmen, who will reject it.
Fiona will proceed to offer to drink the "milk tea".
17) Fiona came. Fiona took the bait. Planned response above came true.
18) Fiona decides to be difficult and asks for a different straw. Yee was obliging.
19) Marie is secretly filming with phone. Pretends to text. Can't keep straight face.
20) Fiona takes a looooonnnggg sip.
21) Best. Reaction. Ever. (watch video)
[VIDEO UPON REQUEST]
22) Fiona asks for water.
23) Kevin refuses.
24) Panic and disorder. Fiona licks ice. Asks for water again.
25) Again, Kevin refuses.
26) Funny time.
27) More funny time
28) Go home time.
29) Study time.
30) Not.

Best. Saturday. Of. The. Month.

Posted by Ky, who licked soysauce.

Videos by Marie, who sipped soysauce.


Thanks to:
Yee, who made saysauce
Carmen, who smelt soysauce
Fiona, who gulped soysauce
Thao, who likes soysauce
Kevin, who looks like soysauce.