How to ...
Make money after failing the HSC

Inspired by Bec Tran's MSN name (B e c's prepared to fail) I have compiled a list of future occupations for those who might get a * UAI (not that I'm insinuating your downfall Bec ... I swear !)

Since my Indonesian HSC Speaking (ARGH !!! !!! !!! ) is coming up in exactly (give or take ) a month, most of my ideas stem from my prescribed theme of "Poverty and Wealth". Don't worry Bec, with my great ideas, your assumed "poverty" after HSC will miraculously turn into multitudinous "wealth".

So anyway Bec, I'm sure with our excellent welfare program (*cough*) under the Rudd government (*double cough*), you will never feel the full effects of poverty unlike the little people in Indonesia. However, if you want to make some extra cash ($$), it would do you well to follow the footsteps of the street kids of the wonderful country Shappelle Corby calls gaol.

(Overusage of parenthesis = bane of my HSC English essays)

Future jobs for Bec:

1) Beggar
I can't imagine Bec as a beggar (yet) but maybe you can take some pointers from Yee "Hut Yee" Man Ho, and live in Hobo Park, Central. I mean, you practically live there anyway, right ?

2) Busker
Again, this profession doesn't seem to suit you since you ... don't ... really ... have any talents.

3) Scavenger
You could actually make some money by selling broken pieces of plastic from the ground. Seriously.

4) Child (preceeding 17/12/08) Prostitute
I can safely say that this would be the best future occupation for Bec. With your powers of seduction and lack of moral aptitude you are perfect for this job! Except I forgot to take into account the factor that... no one would ... want you ...

Well Bec, it seems like you have exhausted my Indonesian vocabulary in terms of jobs for the down and out of society. I guess the best thing you can do now is leech of Marie. =(

On another note ...
MRSKY cruise (renamed KVJWR-Kevin,Victor,Johnny,Wayne,Ron T_T by brother Kev) is well underway. Nothing to do after HSC ? Feeling lonely and unloved when you're staring at your blank schedule after HSC ? Up for a night of conviviality? Want to be as cool and popular as Ky? *coughs up a furball*

THEN COME TO MRSKY (only applicable to those who have a vague idea of who we are and possess an invite)

And on a totally separate note, Ky's posting up videos of her new favourite n00b ! I'm stealing this from youtube so I hope he doesn't accidentally stumble upon our blog and sue us ( notice the subsequent usage of the inclusive pronouns when I'm writing about sueing)

Posted by sKy, Mr. sKy